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	<title>My Chocolate Bar Says Hijoke</title>
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		<title>A Suicidal Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, &#8220;Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing&#8217;s moving.&#8221; 
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: &#8220;Officer what&#8217;s the hold up?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ice &amp; Slice</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something I got emailed today. Enjoy

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		<title>Doing Time</title>
		<link>http://www.theflattleys.co.uk/cfblog/2006/04/doing-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts her robe on and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women’s Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://www.theflattleys.co.uk/cfblog/2006/04/womandictionary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 22:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flattley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
What They Say
What It Means


40-ish
49


Adventurous
Slept With Everyone


Athletic
No Breasts


Average Looking
Mooooooo


Beautiful
Pathological liar


Emotionally Secure
On Medication


Feminist
Fat


Free Spirit
Junkie


Friendship First
Former Pub slut


New Age
Body Hair In Wrong Places


Old Fashioned
No BJs


Open Minded
Desperate


Outgoing
Loud &#038; Embarrassing


Professional
Bitch


Voluptuous
Very Fat


Large Frame
Hugely Fat


Wants Soul Mate
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		<title>Mens Rules</title>
		<link>http://www.theflattleys.co.uk/cfblog/2006/04/mens-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 15:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flattley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We always hear &#8220;the rules&#8221; from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered &#8220;1&#8243; ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You&#8217;re a big girl. If it&#8217;s up, put it down. We need it up, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Real Crap Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING &#8211; When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contraception Anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something Visible</title>
		<link>http://www.theflattleys.co.uk/cfblog/2006/04/something-visible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flattley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DOCTOR &#8211; DOCTOR
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he&#8217;s liable to break something.
The boy continues. &#8220;Johnny!&#8221; mom screams. &#8220;Knock it off You&#8217;re going to break something.&#8221;
He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip [...]]]></description>
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